who says starbucks aint funny...

oh, hello. hahahahahaahah. so when i got to work tonight, i saw some posting on the doors and pastry case at my starbucks:

starbucks pipers alley is hosting a speed dating on saturday, feb 7. HAHAHAHAAHAH HAHAHAHAH. oh my god, TOO FUNNY!!!!

the link above only shows one session, but i thought i saw on the posting sign today that there are two sessions. the posting also says that customers (probably non-participating ones) are welcome to enjoy their favorite espresso creations at the cafe but seating will probably be very limited during the dating game. we even refer people to the nearest starbucks at clark and germania. hahaha. also, it says that due to the popularity of the speed dating, all tickets have been sold out....

oh, this is TOO FUNNY!! i never knew that we are hosting this until just today. i wonder if you have to be a frequent match.com user to know about this speed dating party. this shall be fun to watch, even though i cant participate. maybe there will already be lots of hot guys there and they would keep throwing themselves at me and promise me shiny things!!! woohooo!! maybe i will inspire the fun pseudo nerds or medical residents that other blond bimbos rejected to take me out. yay!!! oh, i am so excited. anyone wanna come?? oh no, basia, you think johnnyrocket will be there??